Giving birth through my appendix

I think this baby is trying to bust her way out through my abdomen, somewhere just below my belly button. I would swear I was delivering her tonight if there was any way for her to emerge like an alien, just clawing her way out of my midsection, avoiding that whole cervix thing entirely.

Obviously, Neko has been coaching her on the sly on how to be over-the-top active and in your face for every minute that you are not totally unconscious.

I am in so much trouble.