Tom has invented a new word: Smallzheimer’s.
If you have a child between the ages of 18-36 months, you have had this conversation:
“Where are we going?”
“To the museum.”
(Two minute pause.)
“Where are we going?”
“To the museum.”
(30 second pause.)
“Where are we going?”
“To the museum.”
(5 second pause.)
“Where are we…”
“To the museum! We’re going to the museum! The MUSEUM!”
(30 second pause.)
“Where are we going?”