The great thing about living down the driveway from your parents is that you never know when they knock on your door if they’ll be bringing you your newspaper or a piece of fungus bigger than your head.
Some days, apparently, you get both.

The great thing about living down the driveway from your parents is that you never know when they knock on your door if they’ll be bringing you your newspaper or a piece of fungus bigger than your head.
Some days, apparently, you get both.