The Farm Report

Category: crafty

  • Puppet show

    Puppet show

    I love our little town.

    This week Neko participated in a FREE weeklong puppet camp at our local library. The kids spent the week crafting puppets and learning their stories.

    As this sort of thing is right down her alley, Neko took the puppet-making one step further, sourcing her own material and teaching herself to sew in order to achieve her vision. Chanelling a bit of Jim Henson, that one.

    I’ll have to take better photos later, but I must tell you even our beloved Ms. Teri said she was impressed.

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  • Power up

    Power up

    There are not many dads who can crank out a Mario star on a whim. Especially ones that know how to handle sateen in a sewing machine.

    That husband of mine? Top notch.

     

  • Easter eggs

    Easter eggs

    I have a confession to make: I’m not really good with all the traditions that go along with holidays.

    I do the stuff that’s really important to me, but some of the other stuff I’m not so great at. Like pumpkins at Halloween? We’re lucky if we actually carve them. And (I can’t believe I’m admitting this) I’ve never dyed Easter eggs with my kids.

    I dunno…maybe it’s just that we’re pretty crafty for the majority of the year, and being forced to be crafty on someone else’s timetable is tough for me.

    So, yes, clearly an area for improvement.

    Except that the kids are getting to the age where they’re taking things into their own hands. This morning Neko unloaded every egg from our refrigerator, got out the Sharpies and a white-out pen, and got to work. She enlisted Ellery, and together they created the most gorgeous bunch of eggs I’ve ever seen.

    I’ve never been more proud of slacking.

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  • Zombies

    Zombies

    We left the kids with Shellie so for a few hours. When we returned, we discovered that Neko had spent the time coloring every square inch of Ellery’s body with marker. (She was thorough, believe me.)

    In case you can’t tell, she is a pink zombie with brown hands and feet and some occasional stitches thrown in here and there.

  • Debut

    Debut

    The kids and I were outside when Tom arrived home from work.

    I asked how his day was, and he held up this album. I really haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

    He and Chris had spent a good portion of the day recording an album for a friend’s album-in-a-month challenge. So really, they met the album-in-a-day challenge. (I swear, most days they are actually working over there.)

    Songs include such gems as “No Refunds” and “Turn the Fan Off” and “Uterus of Joy.”

    I will keep you all posted on the actual album release so you can all run right out and get your hands on this awesomeness yourselves.

  • Enthusiastic

    Enthusiastic

    Ellery decided she was going to hang a few things on her wall.

    We have these rolls of painter’s tape that we let the kids use, as it doesn’t damage the drywall. Out of the corner of my eye I saw her gather a roll of black tape and a pair of scissors. She trotted off with some paper tucked under her arm.

    About ten minutes later, Tom wandered into the kitchen chuckling and said, “I think I found your photo of the day.”

    Clearly, she has inherited my enthusiasm for a job well done.

     

  • Dance partner

    Dance partner

    Neko decided she needed a dance partner, so she created this handsome friend. You might notice he bears a striking resemblance to Harry Potter, who’s a big hit in this house right now.

  • Phone number

    Phone number

    Neko came home from school the other day with a big frown.

    When I asked what was wrong, she grumbled that today in class she was the only one who didn’t know her phone number.

    I know. I KNOW. That’s stuff I should have taught them in preschool. I had this big plan that I would sing it every day in the car on the way to school, but then on the way to school we were making sure everyone had their lunch and backpack and then they were out the door. We really don’t live that far from school, and I’m not really on my A game in the morning, so maybe that wasn’t the best plan.

    And then I thought maybe we’d recite it over dinner every night.

    But it never happened, and suddenly I’m the guilt-ridden parent of three children who don’t know their own phone number. (They know their address—do I get points for that?)

    As I wallowed in my self-pity, I wandered over to my blog feed and read about my friend Kate D., who in the midst of her three children’s sickness, began writing the times of their medications on the bathroom mirror to keep them all straight. And then I had my a-ha moment. Why not write our phone number on their bathroom mirror? Then every time they wash their hands or brush their teeth, they’ll see it. Ultimately, it has to sink in, right?

    Two days later, and two of the three can recite their phone number from memory.

    I think next I’m moving on to the word of the day or tricky math problems. Or quantum physics.

    (On a side note, I think it’s time replace the bathroom word labels.)