The Farm Report

Category: crafty

  • Child reluctantly poses in new hat

    Child reluctantly poses in new hat

    I vowed this year to knit hats for everyone in the family. This is Neko’s. It impressive for two reasons. One is that the color choice indicates we have completely moved out of the Pink Phase and are on to more pleasing colors. Hooray!

    It is also impressive because it was just supposed to be a regular hat, but then she decided it needed earflaps and pom-poms and, people, I actually made that happen without too much fuss or the whole thing falling apart.

    Now if my model would only be a bit more cooperative…

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  • Snowperson

    Snowperson
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    I have never met a child who can brave the elements more than Neko. Give her a yard full of snow, and she’ll stay out there for ages. It’s also where her sometimes elusive extreme focus kicks in.

    Today she hunkered down, determined to make a snowman, despite the fact that everyone else found the fire and warm slippers a much more attractive alternative. She’d go work for a while, come back in and warm up, and then back out she’d go. Then there was the great debate of how to accessorize, especially since lumps of coal are not common around these parts.

    By mid-afternoon, she called us outside to admire her work.

    But don’t call it a snowman. Or snow-woman. Apparently, this snow creation is gender neutral.

  • Sweater

    Sweater

    This is the very first sweater I knitted, which I finished this summer on the way home from the beach.

    Ellery put it on for about 3.6 seconds and then declared it too itchy. Rookie mistake #1: When choosing yarn for children it should be made out of clouds. Rookie mistake #2: Never make a sweater for someone who you aren’t 100% sure will wear it.

    Today she agreed to put it on to show Garrett and Katrina. (Who, by the way, brought us delicious homemade biscotti!) Again, I barely snapped a photo and then she took it off.

    Maybe I can convince Joe to wear it…

  • More Dig-Dug

    More Dig-Dug
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    The most amazing part about having kids is that out of the blue they do these THINGS. Things that never would have occurred to you, and that are no part of your natural inclinations.

    Shep already surprised me with his fuse beads interpretation of Dig-Dug. But yesterday he holed up in his bedroom, refusing to come out. When he finally emerged, he brought with him this Lego Dig-Dug, which he had constructed based on the Fuse Beads one. Which, as far as I can tell, is pretty dead-on. Except, as he pointed out, he added one more block to the spear, which is true to the original Dig-Dug, but we eliminated on the Fuse Beads version because it kept breaking there.

    I think I have to go read some People magazine now.

  • Art show

    Art show

    Neko and her friend Celeste have been going to an art class on Saturday mornings. Today was the big art show where they put all the work from each class on the walls, which is always an impressive sight.

    Two seven-year-olds hamming it up for the camera is also an impressive sight.

    Also wishing my sister Susie a very happy birthday!

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  • Costumed

    Costumed

    Neko found a cat costume in the American Girl catalog about a week ago. And then she decided she wanted to be a cat herself. But then, quite suddenly, it occurred to her that she didn’t have any money saved to buy a costume for Chrissa.

    Much sobbing and sadness followed.

    And then a compromise—I would attempt to sew one in exchange for no complaining and five dollars for materials.

    Neko’s cat costume will be a modified sweatsuit, so I decided to head that direction for Chrissa. If you don’t look too closely, it’s pretty impressive. And there really is a tail on the back.

    Thank you internet for making this costume possible.

  • Dig Dug

    Dig Dug

    Shep is completely obsessed with old school video games at the moment. In an effort to lure him away from spending too much time in front of a screen, we’ve been devising ways to channel his obsession into other avenues.

    One night I had this realization as we were playing with Fuse Beads that each bead could easily represent a pixel, and before I knew it, we were on our way to recreating the Namco collection, all crafty-like.

    I have one excited five-year-old on my hands.

  • Click clack

    Click clack

    We bought this typewriter for work a while back.

    Yesterday Tom brought it over to the house, and since then the kids have been a bit obsessed. There’s nothing quite like the clickety clack of the keys. Now if I can just get everyone to embrace the concept of hitting only one key at a time, we’ll be in business.

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  • Voltage controlled oscillator

    Voltage controlled oscillator
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    I confess, I don’t totally understand this thing. But what I do know is that Tom made it out of an old travel kit. And it makes lots of weird noises. And yesterday he finally got it to work, which made him grin from ear to ear, which is a good thing all around.

    Noise music nerds around the world are gasping with delight.