The Farm Report

Category: nature friends

  • And then there were four

    And then there were four

    On Sunday we were finally settling into being home. Still unpacking, we were due to pick up the dogs from the kennel on Monday.

    I was unloading groceries from the car when I heard some strange sounds from the woods. On the hot days, the chickens have been spending time in the woods to keep cool. I looked around for the chickens, but they were nowhere to be found.

    After a bit more hunting, we saw the chickens begin to emerge from the woods—one, two, three, four. There was no fifth. Professor Clucks was missing. And I had an awful feeling about it.

    Tom found her a bit later, obviously victim to a predator. I think we hadn’t realized how much Daisy and all her barking had been keeping danger at bay. In her absence, a predator got close enough to strike.

    We buried her in the butterfly garden. Everyone in the family cried. Shep was downright inconsolable. I can’t believe we got so attached to these chickens in such a short amount of time, but, arg, they’ve worked their way into our hearts.

    On the day she arrived, we weren’t sure Professor Clucks would make it until evening. She proved us wrong, and even though she was small, she kept up with the others. A favorite of nearly everyone on account of her cuddly size. Our own little underdog.

    So now when I lock up the coop each night, and do my head count, I only count to four. Which still feels wrong. But I hear this is the nature of life with chickens.

    We’ll miss ya, Professor.

  • Vacation: Day 7.5, Dolphin Tour

    Vacation: Day 7.5, Dolphin Tour

    99% of our vacation we spent hunkered down at the house. We never once went out to eat (although the grown-ups ordered in a few times). We left the house to bike, go to the grocery store, or hit the beach, but left for very little else.

    We did, however, decide our one tourist venture would be to seek out some dolphins. They head into the lagoon in search of dinner, which makes for a great viewing opportunity. Unfortunately, the dolphins were way more interested in looking for food than entertaining us, but we did get to see them slip in and out of the water here and there.

    Scott, our faithful captain, kept us entertained with showing us the zillions of oysters, viewable when the tide comes in (the first photo). He even pulled a crab on board for inspection. But mostly the kids loved the speedboat, zooming through the water. Ellery did almost fall asleep at one point, which is a hazard of scheduling our tour during nap time.

    Undoubtedly, the tour was well worth leaving the house. But then we went home, put our bathing suits back on, and got back to business as usual.

  • More toads

    More toads

    At the weekly preschool program I help run, Alex and Neko found these tiny toads in the sandbox. Of course, they immediately came home with us for a day or two.

    You can see how truly tiny they are by the whorls of Neko’s fingerprints and the grains of sand stuck to their little bodies.

  • Leaper

    Leaper

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    This girl and nature? There’s some visceral connection.

    She found this toad a few days ago. She loves this toad. His name is Leaper. She held him, hugged him, and swatted flies to feed to him.

    The thing about these nature friends is that they inevitably have to go back home. No, not our home, which is where Neko thinks they should be—the great outdoors.

    This is always such a struggle. I think she knows they need to go home, but with all her heart, she really wants to build some sort of nature conservancy in her bedroom.

    Tonight we walked the toad to the pond and turned him loose. And then Neko cried the whole way home.

    When I think about her 20 years from now, I’m having a hard time picturing her at a desk job.

  • Chickens

    Chickens

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    The chickens moved outside this weekend. Although I was excited to reclaim our kitchen, I was a little sad to not hear their peeps as the evening wound down. And despite my assurances to Neko that they’d be okay, I was a little nervous myself.

    So I started going outside in the evening to check on them. I’d sit down, and Fluffy would climb into my lap and snooze. The others would wander around my toes. I’d sip a glass of wine, and feel my whole body relax, muscle by muscle.

    I can’t say enough good things about this whole chicken business. And neither can my blood pressure.

  • Reptile friends

    Reptile friends

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    Did you know my father grew up on a farm? When he got older he went running as fast as he could for a big city. In their time, my parents lived in St. Louis, Pasadena, and Philadelphia. But then they began the steady decline back into rurality (totally not a word, but I’m claiming it). And now? He’s back to living on a farm. Very full circle.

    You’d never know he lived on a farm until he runs into a snake. And then suddenly a ten-year-old boy appears in our midst. In the time we’ve been here, he’s managed to find a slew of snakes, and Neko is right behind him cheering him on.

  • More chickens

    More chickens

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    They’re beginning to perch! Which is really quite entertaining, especially when they’re all in a row.

    On a side note, did you know chickens love hot air balloon rides? Apparently this is something only seven-year-olds know.

  • Happy Mother’s Day

    Happy Mother’s Day

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    I know, you all are probably tired of all these nature updates, but, people, this is my life. This place is a just steps away from becoming some sort of petting zoo.

    In the midst of the chickens and the snail, you probably thought we completely forgot about the tadpoles. I assure you, they’ve been trucking along, and have now emerged as teeny, tiny toads. I really should have placed something in this photo for scale, because you could probably fit four of them on a dime. Omigosh, they are cute.

    Anyway, one of the most mature kicked the bucket, and I remembered I had read that once they complete their phase as toadlets, they need to eat live food. Which I don’t have. And don’t wish to have. So tonight they headed back to the pond.

    Amazing to think that on Easter they were newly laid eggs, and precisely five weeks later, they are fully formed toads. Mother Nature, on this day that we celebrate all our mamas, I’m going to need to find you a really good card, because you are delivering in spades.

  • Tending to her flock

    Tending to her flock

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    This is really not what I pictured when I thought about getting chickens.

    This morning I found Neko loading the chickens into Ellery’s Calico Critters house. My first impulse was to rescue the girls from the hands of an eager seven-year-old. But then I noticed they were all snoozing away in their cozy beds.

    I’m not sure how they’re going to take to the coop after this. I imagine it might be like moving from the Four Seasons to the Holiday Inn.