The Farm Report

Category: Shep

  • Digging our way through the day

    Digging our way through the day

    Well, we’re nearly a week into break, and Christmas is almost here. The inevitable result of this is kids that are bouncing off the walls because—wheeee—Christmas is almost here! Meanwhile, the parents in this house are in a state of panic because—eeeeek—Christmas is almost here!

    And did I mention everyone is sick? On Tuesday, I propped myself up against a wall in the basement, and watched the children run in circles around me for six hours. Bless them, they were angels.

    But today we had a welcome diversion when Garrett and Katrina came by. They brought with them a few things for the kids, including this dinosaur dig. They also brought a few other handmade items, which I’ll save for another post when I have better photos.

    But for today, this dig was a lifesaver.

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  • World Winter Celebrations

    World Winter Celebrations

    On the last day of class before the holiday break, Neko and Shep’s school had a World Winter Celebrations Day. In lieu of the traditional Christmas party, each class researched a celebration that occurred in a different part of the world during the winter, and then created a presentation for the rest of the school. There were Power Point presentations, crafts, dances, and lots and lots of food. Parents were invited to join in on the fun, so Ellery and I dropped by.

    Now that we’ve visited China, Mexico, France, India, and a whole bunch of other countries, I think we’re ready to head back home and begin our own holiday traditions!

  • Holiday concert

    Holiday concert

    The kids performed at the local senior center today, with nearly 45 minutes of songs and entertainment.

    I sometimes get a bit scrooge-y about these events, thinking the seniors might be humoring us a bit, listening to holiday music that is quite often a bit off key.

    But then I take a peek at the audience, pointing and smiling at the kids that are wiggly or wearing songbooks on their heads, some with tears welling up in their eyes. And there it is—the true meaning of the holidays.

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  • Decorating

    Decorating
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    We waited a day, and then got around to decorating the tree.

    Ellery was Martha Stewart, Jr., spending the better part of an hour decorating and finding the perfect spot for each ornament.

    Despite no photographic evidence, Neko was, in fact, there. She likes to hide from the camera and she’s pretty quick. Shep is moving into that territory, as well, sadly. Soon this whole blog will be filled with photos of chickens.

    Speaking of chickens, Neko and I made sure they didn’t miss out on the festivities.

  • Snow and a tree

    Snow and a tree

    We meant to get a Christmas tree last weekend, but time ran short, and we decided to push it another week.

    Clearly fate meant it to work out that way. We woke to find our first snow of the season. At the Christmas tree farm, things were downright magical. Not only was there a blanket of snow, but perfect, little flakes kept falling on hats and eyelashes.

    We need to remember that Christmas trees look bigger next to small people, as we got home and realized our tree was a bit on the small side. (Next year, we’re bringing a measuring tape.)

  • Middles

    Middles

    This is Pooka. He’s made out of a pom-pom, pipe cleaners, and a scrap from an old sock.

    Shep came up with the concept all on his own and assembled all the parts this weekend. He hardly told us what he was doing, he was just working furiously on something. Tom helped hot glue a few pieces together, and I helped cut the sock to fit the pipe cleaner shape Shep had bent.

    Then all of a sudden he appeared and it was done. And done really well. A little homage that fits in the palm of your hand.

    I don’t know what to say about Shep lately—it’s like he’s moving at double-time. I can see him thinking, but instead of just pondering, it’s like whizzing and whirring in his head. Which is somewhat contradictory, as he’s a really laid back kid.

    Tonight, as I was tucking him into bed, he said, “Odd numbers have middles.”

    “What?” I replied.

    “Odd numbers have middles. But the evens don’t. No middles.”

    It had been a long day, and I’m not much of a math person. I had no idea what he was talking about. In my head, I was picturing the number itself. I was imagining the literal numbers, with no discernible visible middle. My mind was racing, trying to figure out what he was talking about.

    “Explain it again,” I asked, my head hurting a bit.

    He held up four fingers. “Four—two and two. See? No middle. Two—one and one. No middle. But five? Two and two and then three is its middle.”

    And then he went on and on giving me the examples of numbers and their middles (or lack of a middle).

    “How do you know this? Did you talk about this in school?” I ask.

    “No,” he replied. “I’m just programmed.”

    Can you hear the whizzing and whirring?

    (I should include the fact that tonight, on top of all this thought-provoking thinking, he also clocked Neko for the first time in his life. So, um, there’s that, too. Can’t win ’em all, eh?)

  • More Dig-Dug

    More Dig-Dug
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    The most amazing part about having kids is that out of the blue they do these THINGS. Things that never would have occurred to you, and that are no part of your natural inclinations.

    Shep already surprised me with his fuse beads interpretation of Dig-Dug. But yesterday he holed up in his bedroom, refusing to come out. When he finally emerged, he brought with him this Lego Dig-Dug, which he had constructed based on the Fuse Beads one. Which, as far as I can tell, is pretty dead-on. Except, as he pointed out, he added one more block to the spear, which is true to the original Dig-Dug, but we eliminated on the Fuse Beads version because it kept breaking there.

    I think I have to go read some People magazine now.

  • Jessalyn

    Jessalyn
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    Jessalyn came to visit today. We miss her so.

    We keep trying to think of ways to convince her that being our live-in nanny would be way better than getting her PhD, but so far we haven’t come up with any persuasive arguments.

    If Ellery can let go of her, she might be able to go back to school. Otherwise, she’ll have to learn how to teach while holding a three-year-old.

  • Portraits

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    I’ve been working on a project for Neko and Shep’s school which involves taking photos of all the kids. I have only two photos where the kids are looking off to the side, and strangely, both are my kids. Everyone else looked straight at the camera.

    There’s something about the cobbler’s son having no shoes here, but, omigosh, I’m too tired to think of it.

  • Happy 5.58th birthday!

    Happy 5.58th birthday!

    This spring was ridiculously busy.

    So busy that on the heels of Ellery, Neko, and my birthdays, we just never got it together enough to schedule Shep’s birthday party. We celebrated his birthday, of course, but just never had the party with friends. There’s really no good excuse—we just never got around to rescheduling it. Things kept happening. Shep, this will be great fodder to discuss in therapy years from now.

    But we promised it would happen. With Farm Day over and the holidays quickly approaching, we were determined to squeeze it in.

    We convinced him to keep it small, with just his cousin Chris, another boy from kindergarten, and his video game friend, Eleanor. (And a bonus Chris Glass stopped by, who sort of counts as a five-year-old boy when it comes to video games.) He was so excited that he woke up at 6:30am and asked if it was time to go every thirty minutes for the rest of the day.

    When it was finally time, off to the arcade we went, to let Shep play his heart’s content of Dig-Dug and other classic games.

    We closed out the day with Lisa Simpson. An excellent day of old school fun.

    Happy belated birthday, little man. We won’t drop the ball for your 6th birthday. Promise.