The Farm Report
  • Reese

    Reese

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    With Tom out of town for a few days, we headed north. Even though I was saddled with three children, I was determined to meet Beth and Dave’s new daughter, Reese, who had managed to get to nearly four months old without me meeting her. Which is, basically, criminal.

    And, omigosh, if she isn’t the most delicious thing. They don’t call her “cookie” for nothing.

    Unfortunately, with our late arrival and Beth’s impending departure to the theatre, we barely squeezed in a 20 minute visit before we had to go. And in that time Shep didn’t quite make it to the bathroom and Ellery was preparing for, and ultimately had, a massive blow-out.

    Despite all the crying, manhandling of mermaid dolls, and far more poop than anyone should encounter in 20 minutes, it was fabulous to see them. I hope to have a more relaxed visit later this summer—no poop involved.

    Well, at least none that I’m responsible for.


  • Yellow flowers

    Yellow flowers

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    Cut from the yard and photographed for a print piece.


  • Egg drop

    Egg drop

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    On the last day of class, Neko’s school has a tradition—an egg drop. Students are challenged to create some sort of protection for a raw egg, which will then be dropped from the roof. The prize for a surviving egg is bragging rights.

    The younger kids chose the more obvious solutions—bubble wrap and packing materials. The older kids? They get kudos for ingenuity. My favorite this year was an egg strapped to the seat of a folding lawn chair. Both the chair and the egg survived!

    But, oh, did it rain. Buckets and buckets. (You can see the raindrops on the playground equipment.) It only stopped for the brief stretch they dropped eggs.

    You will all be happy to hear Neko’s egg survived unscathed.


  • Strawberry picking

    Strawberry picking

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    Last year we missed strawberry season. I wanted to take the kids to a strawberry patch, and then we got busy, and it fell off the radar. But that's the thing about strawberry season—blink and you’ll miss it.

    This year, I marked it firmly on the calendar.

    We found a u-pick patch (a shrinking commodity) about an hour away. A tiny operation, with a small "strawberries" sign at the end of their driveway. No big hay bale maze or goats to pet. Just strawberries—and, lordy, that was more than enough.

    Over the winter, you forget what real strawberries are supposed to taste like. You forget they’re supposed to be red all the way through. That they’re best fresh off the vine.

    We picked and picked. We walked away with over 25 pounds. I think the kids ate at least a few pounds while we were in the patch. We tried to pay for those, but the farmer smiled and said, “That’s part of the fun of picking!”

    Straight home to make jam, where I now have a whole year’s worth in the pantry. I meant to get more for freezing, but we didn't pick enough. Next year, I'll know to pick about 40 pounds and to bring large pans or boxes so the berries don’t get crushed.

    And in a few years? Hopefully, our very own patch!


  • Swing

    Swing

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    Nancy, Clark, and Mary Beth extended a last-minute invitation to come over to join them for dinner this evening. Turns out, that’s exactly what we needed—good friends, cooking out over an open flame (from hot dogs to s’mores) and one very popular rope swing.


  • Running shoes

    Running shoes

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    Shep got running shoes. And OH MY GOODNESS is he excited. Clearly his father’s son, that one, with their mutual love of shoes.

    He doesn’t walk in his running shoes. He runs. I’m not sure he’s stopped running since he first put them on, and he would be happy to demonstrate to anyone who would care to watch.

    And if we run into someone else wearing New Balance? Jackpot.



  • Projects: check!

    Projects: check!

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    There was a time in the not so distant past (perhaps a week ago) that I thought we would never complete another project again unless one of us left the house with all the kids or we pawned them off on a babysitter.

    But this weekend? The kids pretended to be baby birds in the playhouse. For hours. And, yes, we let them “fly” in and out the windows and balance precariously on probably unsafe places, but they were so self-entertaining! I cleaned the pantry and the supply closet and Tom finally put rails on the swingset ramp.

    I have seen the light and it is golden.

    On a totally unrelated note, have you seen Neko’s crazy teeth? Those top two have been on the verge of falling out for weeks, and every time she opens her mouth, they're pointing in some new direction. Bizarre.


  • Summer has begun

    Summer has begun

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    First romp in the fountain uptown.


  • Our toilet has a little personality

    Our toilet has a little personality

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    This is what happens at our house in the wee hours, way before most of you have even had your first sip of coffee.