The Farm Report
  • Well, hello, post-processing!

    Well, hello, post-processing!

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    Today, we never even picked up a camera. We launched into Photoshop, and stayed there all day.

    There are these amazing genius people who can shoot photos straight out of their camera and, omigosh, they just upload them and they are amazing.

    I am not one of those people. Perhaps if I spent years in photography school learning all the ins and outs of the technical aspects of photography, I could do it. But let's face it, I might be 76 before I have a chance to do that.

    This is not to discount the photographer. Setting a scene, knowing your camera and its settings, and then knowing how to capture the right moment—these things are all critical. But good post-processing? Definitely another integral piece of the puzzle.

    Above is an old shot of Ellery as well a super-old shot of Shep, both newly processed. Still delicious.

    In other news, I'm still in Boston. I miss everyone terribly, but, um, at least I have power, which apparently none of you have.


  • Out of town…

    Out of town…

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    Sorry I've been AWOL. I actually left town! By myself! For professional reasons! Hard to believe, but true.

    I'm off at a photography workshop, which focuses on primarily on how to capture children. (Hmmm…that doesn't sound good.) Most people here know waaaay more than I do, but I'm learning loads. Pretty pictures forthcoming after tomorrow's session where we learn all about post-precessing. You know, if my head doesn't explode.


  • How do you like them apples?

    How do you like them apples?

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    I'm off to a photography workshop this weekend, so Chris came over to help better acquaint me with my camera. I think we both learned a few things while flipping dials and playing with settings. I ran outside to the apple trees to test out a few different things, and I think I'm getting a sharpness to my photos that I've never had before. Yippee!

    Basket, Day 4:
    About 1/4 of the children's books we own which actually appear to be random weird coloring books, books that are falling apart, or ones that we seem to have duplicate copies of.


  • Best Word Book Ever

    Best Word Book Ever

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    Today Susie mentioned to me that Chris was really into Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever. This was a big favorite in our house growing up, so much that Susie often slept with a dog-eared copy. I had kind of forgotten about it, so I brought it out for quiet time to read to Shep.

    I read him the first few pages and then told him he could hang onto it and look though the pictures during quiet time. Some time later he started calling for me rather insistently, and when I arrived, he pointed to lower corner of the grocery store spread. "Look! It's JAM." It was as if he had just discovered buried treasure in that jar of jam.

    I should have know my foodie would find that page the most fascinating. Big thanks to Susie for getting a classic back in circulation.

    Basket, Day 3:
    When that fundraising thing was held at our house back in May, someone brought over a huge cooler to hold drinks. There were leftover drinks in there they told us to keep, and we could just return the cooler when we unloaded it. I'm embarrassed to say, months later, the cooler is still sitting on the patio. UNTIL YESTERDAY! I emptied, scrubbed, and sanitized and returned that sucker. And that's even bigger than a basket!


  • Slime!

    Slime!

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    Every now and Neko begs to do a "project", which is awesome except for that whole part about me being sort of chronically tired and uninspired.

    Thank goodness for the internet.

    I wandered around a few sites and found a project for which we had all the ingredients, Homemade Slime. Now, I'd put it more in the category of Silly Putty than slime, but regardless of category, the kids were fascinated from the creation to hours later when they were still playing with it.

    Hooray for science!


  • Yogurt tubes

    Yogurt tubes

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    My children hate milk, so I'm on a constant quest for new calcium-rich items to enhance their diet. They adore yogurt tubes, but they're a bit higher in sugar than I'd like. We store them in the freezer and the kids think they're one step away from ice cream.

    One day I stumbled upon these silicone tubes which allow you to make your own. They're stupidly pricey, but I think they may save me money in the end if I keep on using them. So far I've only done strawberry, but I'm going to see what happens when I throw yogurt and other kinds of fruit in a blender and then freeze.

    Basket, Day 2:
    – wadded newspapers that were jammed by Neko into our fireplace nook (pointless, since we have a gas starter)
    – random stuff from dog drawer (old medication, half-eaten dog bones, more dog toys)
    – weird fleece-y item I don't recognize and am not sure actually belongs to anyone who lives here
    – various duplicate kitchen utensils


  • 30 days, 30 baskets

    We have too much stuff. I don't know where it came from.

    Okay, yes I do. Two people who lived 30 years on their own and then threw it all together in one house, creating duplicates of nearly everything. Two people who have an aesthetic appreciation for things. Probably too much appreciation. Shake-It Records. Playmobil. Three children and all those things that go with three children. Too many trips to Target and that strange Can't Leave the Register with Under $50 of Merchandise rule.

    Anyway, I'm on a 30 day mission. For 30 days, I will fill a laundry basket full of stuff, and by the end of the day it will be in a bag, ready to exit my home for one of three destinations: 1) the dumpster, 2) the recycling, or 3) some charitable organization.

    Please keep me accountable. (Although I'm headed out of town on Friday until Sunday, so I'm taking those days off.) Feel free to join me on my 30 day challenge if you, too, are buried under clutter.

    Basket, Day 1:
    – nearly a whole bag of trash from the kitchen counters (frightening)
    – 10 Oprah magazines from 2004, which were randomly shoved in some bin in the basement
    – a basket full of dog toys so old and gross I wouldn't let my own dogs play with them

    Ahhh…that feels better.


  • Drive-in

    Drive-in

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    The local drive-in was showing Mary Poppins. Since they're usually showing double-features of horror films, we jumped at the chance to take the kids.

    We dropped Ellery at my mom's and met up with Neko's kindergarten friend Mary Beth and her parents. Much popcorn consumed, many giggles, and a whole lot of little kid energy expended.

    Am hoping someday to unlock the magic of taking photos at night.


  • Rockers and pit stops

    Rockers and pit stops

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    We spent a big chunk of the day on the front porch since we're painting the basement and the fumes are outrageous. The pool and the play equipment is out back, so that's our default hang-out. But today we wandered out front and rocked and yammered on about a whole lot of nothing. Boy, does Ellery love a good rocking chair.

    We headed out for dinner (see note about fumes). On the way there Neko drank an entire can of sparkling water, which we didn't think much of until on the way home she suddenly really had to go to the bathroom. We offered to stop by Grandma Barb's house, but she declined. And then we pulled into the parking lot of a coffee shop, and she declined. Finally we figured out she was holding out for a gas station bathroom.

    This probably sounds like a weird, and somewhat troubling, preference. But I think it stems from one of the gas station bathrooms between here and Chicago which had a power dryer similar to the Dyson Airblade, which is about as much fun as hand drying can be.

    Anyway, we declined to cater to the bathroom preference, so we had a really wiggly five-year-old in the back seat the whole ride home. She was doing okay until we turned onto our road, which has up and down hills that often give you that roller coaster feeling. As we progressed down the road, all of a sudden a she gave us a look of horror and wailed, "Oh, no, not the hills!"

    And Tom and I laughed until we cried. Probably mostly because we are so tired, but also because we've all been in that desperate situation where the littlest thing could tip you over into the realm of not quite making it.

    And, yeah, she was super-mad about us laughing so hard, so we spent the rest of the evening telling her tales of times when we had to go to the bathroom so badly we thought we would die. Like that one time the navigation took us to the wrong hotel in Boston, and just as Anne and Tom thought they might have a chance of not exploding, we ran headlong into a Mexican Pride parade? (They made it…but just barely.)


  • John Denver would be proud

    John Denver would be proud

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    I don't want to brag, but HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GROWING IN OUR BACK YARD?

    We're total amateurs when it comes to gardening. Purple thumbs all around. I've killed more houseplants than I care to confess to. But we persevere.

    Like this year? We dutifully started our seedlings in early spring, just like you're supposed to. But then things got crazy and all of a sudden one day I looked up and they were all wilty and sad.

    In early July, on a whim one day when everyone miraculously napped at the same time, I threw some seeds into dirt. They didn't look good. There's something to be said about the magic of spring…it's definitely the right time to plant. But our little seeds have slowly become plants, and just now, in the late days of summer we're beginning to see the fruits of our labor.

    Birth announcements for my zucchini and corn forthcoming.